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“You’re fired”

     “We will prevail”

          “I shall return”

               “What the hell is going on out there?”

                    “No pain, no gain”

                          “Be there or be square”

“Let’s get it on!!!”

     “He – could - go – all – the – way!!!”

           “Give me all three of these”

                “Just do it”

                     “I have a dream”

                          “Booyah”

                               “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do”

                                  “Hey, now!!!”

Have you ever thought of which famous or not so famous persons have come up with these one-liners?

Maybe some, but not all.  Have you ever come upon a book or publication that has these one-liners and the name of the person who originated it?

NONE.  Well, the wait is over.  We are gathering one-liners from people all over the world and compile them in a CD and a book.  To get your one-liner into this collection, please follow these GUIDELINES:

1. Create a one-liner that will represent you for the future generations.
2. Please make sure there are no curse words, sexual references, racial slurs and other unprintable words.
3. AMBER Group USA reserves the right to refuse entries.
4. Any entry which is not original will be refused and the purchase price refunded MINUS any transaction fees (credit card or mailing expenses).
5. Any copyright infringement cases will be answered by the person who violated such intellectual property law and will not be the responsibility of AGUSA.
6. Click “Order” button above.
7. Email us OR put in the COMMENTS BOX during payment, your one-liner and make sure to include the following information:
   1. Your one-liner
   2. Your Full name
   3. Your City and State or Country of origin that you wish to include with your name and one-liner.
   4. Setting in which this one-liner can be applied, an explanation on how you came up with that one-liner or who can use such one-liner, say a coach or a manager or a golfer, etc.
8. Listings will be on a  FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED BASIS.   This will be determined by the time your payment came in.  We take Credit Cards (VISA, MASTERCARD, DISCOVER, AMERICAN EXPRESS) PayPal, Personal Checks or Money Orders.  Our mailing address:

AMBER Group USA

P.O. Box 440653

Laredo, TX 78044

USA

9. Once listed, your one-liner becomes the property of  AMBER Group USA  to be published at a later time but will contain your information. 

Small price to pay for immortality.  Now the average Joe and Jane can have their one-liner known to the rest of the world.

“BUY IT NOW”  or be last on the list.

Only the first twenty entries for each category will be published on our website.  The rest will be contained in the CD and book to be published at a later time.

GUIDELINES FOR TWO-LINERS:

1. The same as the One-Liners.
2. It could be a Question and Answer format or plain two sentences.
3. It could also be a One-Liner then a Comeback.

GUIDELINES FOR THREE OR MORE LINERS:

1. The same as the One-Liners.
2. It could be a short story, a One-Liner – Comeback and Comeback to the Comeback.
3. It has to be short, to the point and concise.
4. Please keep it to less that 200 words.

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